50 shades of bible.
my new favorite bible quote.
I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
lol heres a picture of me throwing up
sorry if ur squeamish
I love how on infomercials the people selling the products are like 10 thousand times more excited about what ever it is to make it seem more interesting “Oh my gosh, I can blend strawberries and kiwi and mango juice and some ICE AT THE SAME TIME OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT. ITS A BEAUTIFUL SMOOTHIE THIS IS SO AMAZING I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.”
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
TIS THE SEASON
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
colossalcon 2013 species-swap
I really don’t understand how people can hate gay people and call them “disgusting” I mean really,
did you just slip destiel into a post about actual gay couples and no one’s said anything about it yet what
there’s nothing to talk about.
Lmfao cas and dean
How irresponsible do you have to be to break your iris
I guess they were being really irisponsible